I'm dying of boredom...

I'm a duck. This is my beak.

You mean I have to look into the camera when I get a picture taken?

Hello.

I just had lemonade!

I grew an extra lip.

Huh?

Heh heh heh.

I just came back from the dentist and my tongue is still frozen.

I get this expression whenever I point to myself.

My tongue is chewy. Is yours?

Hi Matthew! I can see you from here!

I just sharpened a pencil in my mouth and it tastes kinda funny!

Mmmmm! You look tastier than the last person I ate.

I really don't have any cavities! Here, check it out!

This is called the "Do it yourself Facial Massage"

I see better this way.

With my last breath, I spit at thee...

I just swallowed a candy and it's gonna take a while to go down.

Obviously, I've acquired the recessive trait to curl my tongue.

Peek-a-boo!